1.23.2007

Scientologists, the wait is over!

Your Christ has been born named.
I need to swing by the Church of Scientology by campus and pick up one of these before they run out.
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D'oh, I forgot to post the link.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I’m writing you to ask for your help.

In the Christian religion, the Ninth Commandment says "Do Not Bear False Witness."

This post of yours, based on a “report” by one of England’s worst tabloids “The Sun”, is 100% false. It is also harmful, libelous and foments incorrect notions about my religion Scientology so as to cause strife and intolerance. I need your help to set the record straight.

In actual fact, nobody within the Church of Scientology considers themselves to be “Christ-like” – this would be a very inappropriate and arrogant comment and I’m sure you can see how this is being used only to antagonize Christians everywhere.

We Scientologists appreciate Tom Cruise’s efforts as a spokesperson of many of our Church’s initiatives. But he’s just an actor, holds no rank within our Church, and is by NO MEANS a “prophet” – and I am certain he himself would be embarrassed at the thought.

I hope you can help me in setting the record straight. The “Sun” is lying. Please get in touch with the Church’s Media Relations department, at http://www.scientologytoday.org/Contacts/index.htm

Thank you.

Best,
Greg Churilov,
Scientology Parishioners League

Anonymous said...

holy crap! they're everywhere! your post has been up for, what, 5 hours? Jesus!

I mean: Tom!

--staying anonymous

Anonymous said...

Hey it is Greg the lying Church PR Drone. Hi! :D

Why not tell the truth about the cult?