Oh the humanity!

A gnome massacre.
I hope Travelocity wasn’t shooting any commercials down under.
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I always like seeing how reporters and editors come up with headlines for their stories. Here are my favorite headlines for the above story:

"Anger at Gnomeville Massacre" - Nice try, but really, put a little more effort into this.

"Gnome, gnome on derange"- Very clever, but is it really accurate? I mean it wasn’t the gnomes who were deranged.

"Gnomewreckers"- Excellent.