9.04.2006

Steve Irwin dead.

Stabbed by a stingray. While I wasn’t there, my Ex.Coll. sources report that his last words were as follows:
What we have here is a Short Tailed Stingray. These can be deadly when provoked. Now, if there’s anything that Stingrays hate, it’s when you flick it eyes with your index finger. You can tell this one’s angry because it’s lifting up it’s tail and getting ready to –

Edit: I mistakenly misspelled (among other things) Mr. Irwin’s name. Rumors notwithstanding, the Crocodile Hunter is not related to Frank Erwin of Frank Erwin Center fame.

RIP: Corodile Hunter
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