Freudian Slip?

Or maybe Sager's PR office forgot to take something out.

I just saw the email from Our Fearless Leader regarding the forthcoming tuition increase. I didn't have to get past the opening line before I started laughing.

"To All?"

Don't worry faithful readers. I'll see if I can find Dean Sager's unedited version somewhere. If I find it, I'll post it.

An Open Letter

To the owner/driver of the white Lexus with California plate “LAW GRL” I saw in the San Jacinto garage:

Why?

Sincerely,
Ex.Coll.
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I really have never understood the reason behind personalized license plates. Sure, when I was 8 years old I thought it was pretty cool, but now, I just wonder why.

In my life, I’ve only known two or three people with personalized plates (excluding those who did it for business purposes, i.e. limo companies). One has his last name, as if his 1984 Riviera convertible or the 197? Trans-Am t-top wasn’t distinctive enough. The other attempted to spell out his favorite cigar brand. The second did it in an effort to get into cA.

And so it begins . . .

another semester.

Hopefully, this will be my last. In the couple years since I’ve started this blog, I’ fairly comfortable in saying that my attempt at anonymity was at best, half-assed. I think that probably at least 5 of the 6 regular readers here know who I am. That said, I can now comfortably brag that this semester I will have no finals. Yea! No finals and no grades. Yea, Yea! My GPA will stay exactly where it is, or rather where it will be after my lazy prof from last semester gets off his ass and posts grades. Boo!

Good luck to everyone.

Happy Happy Joy Joy

I choked my boss.

And when I was done I choked her secretary. Finally I choked an associate. [I know the joke you are thinking of, please don't go there.]

It was a good day at work.

Screw being a lawyer

I had a meeting with a private investigator at work today.

Screw being a lawyer, I want to be a PI. It sure sounds like he has a heck of a lot more fun than lawyers.