Inconvenient truths

There are truths in this world. Some of them are inconvenient. Yes, regardless of whether they are convenient or not, people should just learn to accept them and deal with them. If everyone would just accept certain truths, the world would be a lot better for the rest of us. One of these truths is as follows: if you arrive at the San Jacinto Garage after 10 a.m. you will not find a parking space below the 5th floor.

There. Now accept it. There is no need at 11 a.m. to be driving 4 m.p.h. through 6 levels of the garage in hopes some earl bird leaves. All it will do is piss off the 6 cars that are following you and have already accepted this truth.

Oh, and happy President’s day. Not that every President deserves a day, but we are apparently too lazy to figure out which ones do. So sit back, have a beer, and remember all the contributions of such fine Americans as Rutherford B. Hayes, Benjamin Harrison, and Franklin Pierce.